Monday, September 24, 2007

Holy Moly!

Nicholas walked in on me as I was getting out of the shower and said, "Holy moly, Mom! That's your vaginus!" I scurried him out of the bathroom and heard him say to Gavin, "Dad, why is Mom's vaginus so small? It's not big like my penis!"

*sigh*

Just when he got over being obsessed with my boobs... Looks like he'll be obsessed with my "vaginus" now.

40 spoke up!:

Karly said...

No words...too busy giggling.

Dana said...

Oh, I would have been mortified!

Special K ~Toni said...

BAHAHAHA! It's funny cause it happened to you, not me!


Luke use to ask me where I was hiding my penis- now he knows I have a vagina.

Kimberly said...

Maybe I'll stick with having daughters...oh, so much giggling.

It's not so bad when it gives you something funny to blog about, now is it?

Mommy Daisy said...

Oh boy...another of those situations that are just not easy to handle. Good luck. ;)

~JJ! said...

Amazing, the things they notice.

Carla said...

Vaginus? Too funny! It sounds plural.

Crystal said...

hysterical. love the plural.

Mom Chatter said...

Definitely the funniest thing I've heard all day! Love it! :)

Marie Green said...

Funny stuff.
That boy of yours. He must keep you on your toes!

tulipmom said...

Hilarious! THey come up with the best lines, don't they?!

Cara said...

OMG, that is just too funny. Mines not talking yet but I know I am in for it when he does. He has two older boy cousins that are obsessed with body part (and its not arms and legs).

For the Love... said...

Too Funny!!! My friend's 3yo daughter walked in on her husband in the bathroom. When he finally shooed her out she told me friend-"Mommy, what does Daddy's hoo-hoo look like a mushroom?"

Butrfly Garden said...

He makes it sound so scientific!!

Candace said...

thanks for sharing the funny! sounds roman, vaginus!

andi said...

Seriously? Funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Annie said...

Oh NO! lol!

Worker Mommy said...

hee hee....


My son once spied his Dad getting out of the shower and he said "Dad you got a big old penis".
Of course his dad was just beaming with pride.

Colleen said...

hahahahahahaha

Tracy said...

Too funny. And then just imagine the way he's probably retelling this story to his friends.

mommyof2galz said...

LOL!!

Jessica said...

Oh my...I don't even know what to say. So far my daughter hasn't commented on different anatomy between mommy and daddy, or her and her brother. I am not looking forward to the day when she does!!!

Lainey-Paney said...

well hell, at least he said it was small...as opposed to that episode of Sex In The City where some guy said that Samantha's vagina was too big!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

That is hilarious!

Amazing how he already thinks his penis is big.

wornoutwoman said...

Sounds like a normal boy! I think your son and mine could share notes! LOL!

Me Today said...

Cracking up over here!

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

Oh dear lawd.

See, it starts at a very early age...this thinking their penis is bigger than it actually is.

Ann(ie) said...

Well the vaginus is pretty impressive.

Trina said...

Hilarious! :0)

Trina

Suburban Oblivion said...

Better that than the alternative..
"Mom, your vaginus is HUGE!"

:P

Sara

Rebecca said...

Seriously about fell off the chair laughing over "vaginus" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mommiebear2 said...

That is way too funny!!

Shannon said...

Laughing soooooo hard.

Catherine said...

Has anyone mentioned how hilarious this is??

Joeprah said...

Holy Moly is right. I don't even know what a vaginus is! Funny stuff being a parent.

moodswingingmommy said...

What did we laugh at before we had kids!

fracas said...

It just goes downhill from there. ;-)

They can't help it though.. you know, it's a chromosome problem and all...

the 'Y' Chromosome.

Seriously though, that was hilarious.. mostly because it was you not us.

EE said...

This cracks me up!

shauna said...

I think that's the first time I've heard the plural of vagina used in a sentence. Gotta love it!

Cherann said...

Hmm...I'd like to see how he draws his portrait of you now that he sees how little your vaginus is.