Dear Neighbor
I've got a proposition for you...
You can sit in your garage, drink beer and sing karaoke to all hours of the night. I'll even stop complaining about you peeing in your yard.
If you never ever say this to your kids ever again:
Why is your hand dirty? What the fuck? Fuckin' shit. Fuckin' asshole. Get into the fuckin' house and wash your fuckin' hands. Shit.
Deal?



36 spoke up!:
Oh, how I LOVE when parents call their kids names. I can handle the cussing at the kids (even though it bugs me), but when parents call their children names it just PISSES ME OFF.
Wow, that's just WRONG!
He's a terrific example of someone who should never have children.
Get a goldfish instead.
I was about to say a dog, but I don't think a dog even deserves that kind of treatment. Gah!
niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Jackass doesn't even deserve a goldfish.
What? That's horrible. I have a neighbor who is a certified creep and drinks in his garage while watching television. I've never heard him say anything like that, though. I've never seen him talk to his children at all, really. Probably because he's comatose from all that beer.
what a freaking asshole. To speak to one of his kid like this? Oh my! :(
Ohhhhh, my heart hurts for those children. What happened to him as a child?!
Ha!
Sounds like a real winner. :-(
It never ceases to amaze me how some people talk to their kids. Asshole.
what a peach you have next door.
Oh my gosh!
those poor kids...really makes you wonder what goes on there behind closed doors...
Indeed. In addition to ear plugs I would need someone to restrain me from punching his lights out!
Oh, the rage! "dirty" and "asshole" - seem to fit HIM quite well, no?
If he's up late doing that stuff, call the cops. You've gotta have a noise ordinance, right? Enough calls and sooner or later, he'll change or get busted for something worse.
Ah! That's just crappy to say that to a kid, I can't get over it now!
Oh my God I almost just cried. What an asshole.
What kind of people do that??? Idiots!
It just doesn't make sense, does it? I know some of the most terrific people who want kids so desperately, but...no dice.
I guess life would be too easy if it made sense.
Sorry you have to live right next to that kind of scenario. Yuck.
Move.
Move now
and
Move quickly!
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, your neighbor sounds like a right charmer [sarcasm].....and why does he pee in his yard, i'm hoping that it's because his bathroom is currently not working? ;)
Oh, I just want to take kids away from people like that. How awful.
You know my new neighbors????
I hate that fucking shit!
Oh. My. God. That is terrible. You need to tape record him. Those poor children.
where do you live ??? i can not imagine anyone saying that !!! poor kids.
Doesn't it make you wish people had to pass a test and get a license to procreate?
So sad.
I tried to post a comment yesterday - but my computer decided to go on the blink!
What a loser, I volunteer to give that guy a kick in the balls, just as a public service to make sure he doesn't have any more kids.
Oh gesh. I drop the F bomb but not even where the kids could hear much less at them.
Child protective services? That's just so sad I cannot even tell you. It breaks my heart. Why did they even have kids? I'm speechless.
This makes me want to cry.
Hey did you start rottenneighbor.com? if not take a look at this: http://www.rottenneighbor.com/blog/how-to-tell-if-you-have-a-bad-neighbor/ I think you;ll enjoy it.
And I thought my kids had it bad! (Just kidding. I adore the little angels.)
Seriously, some men (people) should have to go through rigorous moral tests and get an official certificate of completion before becoming a sperm donor.
Niiice that one. That is one spectacularly bad dad.
Oh, wow, that's just horrible! You need to drop this note on his welcome mat.
Oh crap! You heard me?!
People like that deserve to be strung up naked on top of a red ant hill in the town square.
Do you live on the other side of my neighbors? We hear stuff like that all the time, especially at 11pm at night, when they're outside and the three year old is running around in just a diaper.
And if they continue, their kids will probably grow up to be just like them. Sad.
I had a swear-fest at my husband this morning and then realized the window was open. SSSSHHHHHugar.
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