I've Got Balls?!

At work I've had a lot of people stop me and say, "you've got balls" because of the note I left. And you know what? I don't like that expression. Obviously thought up by a man.

I've got balls, huh? Well, I don’t want balls. Balls get itchy. They have to be shifted - and always at an inopportune time. If they get hit the wrong way, they cause whining, whimpering, and crying. Who needs that?

If you ask me, women are tougher than men.. Women can go months (in some cases, years) on end of not sleeping through the night. Women get sick and still take care of the sick children. Women will hold a sick child as long as necessary without washing off whatever bodily fluid or function happens to ail the child. Women withstand menstrual cramps, pregnancy, morning sickness, and child labor.

So until men are able to push something the size of a watermelon out of their body through a hole the size of a grape, I’ll be saying “She’s got some boobs.”